Monday, March 31, 2008

The Best Of Practical Jokes

The Museum of Hoaxes features The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time and here are some notable practical jokes on the eve of April Fool's Day.

#4: The Taco Liberty Bell
Taco Liberty BellIn 1996 the Taco Bell Corporation announced that it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.
#14: The Eruption of Mount Edgecumbe
In 1974 residents of Sitka, Alaska were alarmed when the long-dormant volcano neighboring them, Mount Edgecumbe, suddenly began to belch out billows of black smoke. People spilled out of their homes onto the streets to gaze up at the volcano, terrified that it was active again and might soon erupt. Luckily it turned out that man, not nature, was responsible for the smoke. A local practical joker named Porky Bickar had flown hundreds of old tires into the volcano's crater and then lit them on fire, all in a (successful) attempt to fool the city dwellers into believing that the volcano was stirring to life. According to local legend, when Mount St. Helens erupted six years later, a Sitka resident wrote to Bickar to tell him, "This time you've gone too far!" (photo via sitka.com)
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#17: The Sydney Iceberg
Sydney Iceberg On April 1, 1978 a barge appeared in Sydney Harbor towing a giant iceberg. Sydneysiders were expecting it. Dick Smith, a local adventurer and millionaire businessman (owner of Dick Smith's Foods), had been loudly promoting his scheme to tow an iceberg from Antarctica for quite some time. Now he had apparently succeeded. He said that he was going to carve the berg into small ice cubes, which he would sell to the public for ten cents each. These well-traveled cubes, fresh from the pure waters of Antarctica, were promised to improve the flavor of any drink they cooled. Slowly the iceberg made its way into the harbor. Local radio stations provided excited blow-by-blow coverage of the scene. Only when the berg was well into the harbor was its secret revealed. It started to rain, and the firefighting foam and shaving cream that the berg was really made of washed away, uncovering the white plastic sheets beneath.
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#19: The 26-Day Marathon
26 day marathon runner In 1981 the Daily Mail ran a story about an unfortunate Japanese long-distance runner, Kimo Nakajimi, who had entered the London Marathon but, on account of a translation error, thought that he had to run for 26 days, not 26 miles. The Daily Mail reported that Nakajimi was now somewhere out on the roads of England, still running, determined to finish the race. Supposedly various people had spotted him, though they were unable to flag him down. The translation error was attributed to Timothy Bryant, an import director, who said, "I translated the rules and sent them off to him. But I have only been learning Japanese for two years, and I must have made a mistake. He seems to be taking this marathon to be something like the very long races they have over there."
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#20: Whistling Carrots
imageIn 2002 the British supermarket chain Tesco published an advertisement in The Sun announcing the successful development of a genetically modified 'whistling carrot.' The ad explained that the carrots had been specially engineered to grow with tapered airholes in their side. When fully cooked, these airholes caused the vegetable to whistle.
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Five Years Of Fatalities

Having recently marked the five year anniversary of the Bush Administration's launch of the War in Iraq, the link that follows provides disturbing evidence of the number of men and women we have lost worldwide since March 19, 2003.

Just click the red button.

Undecided


In a January 31 post, I encouraged readers to take advantage of WashingtonPost.com's interactive campaign quiz identifying "your" presidential candidate based on a series of questions. But for those of you still unsure who to vote for on election day and the issues candidates are addressing, check out the Electoral Compass USA. Instead of placing you directly with one presidential candidate or another, Electoral Compass determines your position in the political landscape based on a series of 36 questions regarding gun control, global warming, Iraq, health care, same sex marriages and government spending.

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Obama-sistible

Viral campaigning has been all the rage during the 2008 presidential race. And when you thought that the campaigns and their supporters could not think of anything else new, original or catchy to get your attention...think again. I stumbled upon this comical YouTube video today, made in what appears to be, support of Sen. Barack Obama.

The YouTube video entitled, "Making Of Barack Obama-sistible" was posted on March 15 and has received 12,051 views since its release. Some of the comments and responses following the video's post include,
Have you seen any campaign released or non-campaign released online videos during this election season? If yes, please share the links to your favorites in the comments section below.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

"We'd Rather Be Right Than First"

Veteran journalists Mark Stencel, Mary Carey and Jill Lawrence enlightened students at the University of Massachusetts Amherst this evening in a panel style lecture, "Campaign 2008: The Endless Cycle?" Hosted by the UMass Journalism Department.

Carey's local campaign angle is seen in her coverage of the Amherst School Committee and on her personal blog, About Amherst. Carey's latest posts details her recent trip to our nation's capital which includes multimedia journalism. Lawrence who is new to the blogosphere admitted that journalism isn't as glamorous as it may appear and detailed a recent evening she spent on deadline inside a men's locker room. "The blog is an interesting way to experience a campaign. It's so immediate...you lose sight of what's important. Step back once in a while," said Lawrence. "Read a publication in another country."

Stencel recommended the Christian Science Monitor's new online site helping voters to see how the 2008 presidential campaign is playing out in their communities, the way campaigns do instead of general coverage predicting outcomes amongst red states vs. blue states. And for those pursuing a career in the field of journalism, Stencel recommends applicants possess the ability to converge their knowledge and skills.


Spring Has Sprung

If you look outside and spring does not appear to have really begun yet (the official start was March 20 this year), don't be dismayed. The infamous cherry blossoms are in bloom in Washington D.C. and that is hope for towns and cities like Worcester, Massachusetts whose forecast includes snow showers by this week's end.

The Yoshino roots run deep in the Shupe family.

Gilbert Shupe, 43, like his father before him, is the chief keeper of the city's treasured cherry trees.

Shupe knows the branches, bumps, buds and trunks of most of the 3,750 Yoshino cherry trees that encircle the Tidal Basin, as well as the oaks, elms, spruces and other varieties of cherry trees across the rest of the Mall.

He remembers following his father on his rounds around the Tidal Basin as a little boy.

"Yep. There's been a Shupe tree man on these grounds since 1965," he said one day during the height of pruning season. His eyes wandered to a branch 20 feet away. He stopped speaking to snap a small, dead finger from the branch.

The tree maintenance supervisor for the National Capital Region office of the National Park Service, or as he prefers, simply "the tree man," Shupe manages the team that trims, feeds and waters the trees.

The past few weeks have been Shupe's busiest. His team has a short time to prune the cherry trees before they burst open with their pink frills and are surrounded by admirers
To continue reading The Washington Post's The Man Behind the Blossoms, click here.

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

You Do The Math

An email sent out this evening to Barack Obama supporters from the Campaign's manager David Plouffe in the aftermath of last night's solo win in Vermont was all about "The math."

Our projections show the most likely outcome of yesterday's elections will be that Hillary Clinton gained 187 delegates, and we gained 183.

That's a net gain of 4 delegates out of more than 370 delegates available from all the states that voted.

For comparison, that's less than half our net gain of 9 delegates from the District of Columbia alone. It's also less than our net gain of 8 from Nebraska, or 12 from Washington State. And it's considerably less than our net gain of 33 delegates from Georgia.

The task for the Clinton campaign yesterday was clear. In order to have a plausible path to the nomination, they needed to score huge delegate victories and cut into our lead.

They failed.

It's clear, though, that Senator Clinton wants to continue an increasingly desperate, increasingly negative -- and increasingly expensive -- campaign to tear us down.

That's her decision. But it's not stopping John McCain, who clinched the Republican nomination last night, from going on the offensive. He's already made news attacking Barack, and that will only become more frequent in the coming days.

Right now, it's essential for every single supporter of Barack Obama to step up and help fight this two-front battle. In the face of attacks from Hillary Clinton and John McCain, we need to be ready to take them on.

Will you make an online donation of $25 right now?

https://donate.barackobama.com/math

The chatter among pundits may have gotten better for the Clinton campaign after last night, but by failing to cut into our lead, the math -- and their chances of winning -- got considerably worse.

Today, we still have a lead of more than 150 delegates, and there are only 611 pledged delegates left to win in the upcoming contests.

By a week from today, we will have competed in Wyoming and Mississippi. Two more states and 45 more delegates will be off the table.

But if Senator Clinton wants to continue this, let's show that we're ready.

Make an online donation of $25 now to show you're willing to fight for this:

https://donate.barackobama.com/math

This nomination process is an opportunity to decide what our party needs to stand for in this election.

We can either take on John McCain with a candidate who's already united Republicans and Independents against us, or we can do it with a campaign that's united Americans from all parties around a common purpose.

We can debate John McCain about who can clean up Washington by nominating a candidate who's taken more money from lobbyists than he has, or we can do it with a campaign that hasn't taken a dime of their money because we've been funded by you.

We can present the American people with a candidate who stood shoulder-to-shoulder with McCain on the worst foreign policy disaster of our generation, and agrees with him that George Bush deserves the benefit of the doubt on Iran, or we can nominate someone who opposed the war in Iraq from the beginning and will not support a march to war with Iran.

John McCain may have a long history of straight talk and independent thinking, but he has made the decision in this campaign to offer four more years of the very same policies that have failed us for the last eight.

We need a Democratic candidate who will present the starkest contrast to those failed policies of the past.

And that candidate is Barack Obama.

Please make a donation of $25 now:

https://donate.barackobama.com/math

Thank you,

David

If I did my math correctly, I counted three direct pleas from Plouffe to donate to the Obama campaign. Each individual plea was worth $25 in donations. $25 X 3 (number of suggested donations) = $75.

Opting out of Plouffe's payment plan for change, or any campaign's for that matter, would you instead consider saving or spending that $75 on items like Red Sox memorabilia, an iPod shuffle or a designer accessory?

If anything at all, what is change worth to you?

The Race Is On, Again

If you missed last night's primary and caucus results in Vermont, Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island check out the WashingtonPost.com's video coverage featuring reactions from candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain who successfully clinched the Republican nomination last night and said, "Stand up with me my friends and fight for America, the contest begins tonight."

Clinton and Obama have pledged to "keep on, keepin' on," with primaries in Wyoming and Mississippi scheduled for mid-March and the now much anticipated Pennsylvania primary on April 22.